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1. Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors house, they`re either having amazing sex or putting together a dresser from Ikea.
   
2. For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
   
3. I often fantasize about lying naked in bed, surrounded by various bags of chips and I have octopus arms so I can eat all the chips at once.
   
4. Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear.
   
5. Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.
   
6. Just tried to parallel park. 5 people are injured, 3 critical, 6 missing. The casualties continue to mount...
   
7. What if plants could talk but they are still in shock from seeing the dinosaurs?
   
8. If the world dosen`t end on the 21st, I sure do have a lot of MREs to gift wrap.
   
9. I`m one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
   
10. I was called sexist today. So..i said i think ur mistaken...its pronounced sexy! LOL
    
11. A child`s purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals.
    
12. I`ve accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble pieces.........My next poop could spell trouble.
    
13. I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I`m confused about how many at night?
    
14. You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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