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1. Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes.
   
2. That person who waits to the last minute to change lanes and expects you to make room. NOT ON MY WATCH!
   
3. I saw a piece of chewing gum in the urinal today and thought, boy that must have been really painful.
   
4. There really isn`t much difference between being a kid and being an adult. I was just as emotionally crippled upon learning the truth about Penthouse Letters as I was about Santa Claus.
   
5. The WWF advert asks, “When the ice goes, where do the polar bears go?” ... Well, swimming, I suppose.
   
6. Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file.
   
7. The grass was greener on the other side, so we smoked it.
   
8. When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn`t doing the same thing.
   
9. Sorry about last night texts. My phone was drunk.
   
10. How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?
    
11. It’s funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.
    
12. People will believe anything if you whisper it.
    
13. I`m sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once, and I nearly killed some guy on a bike.
    
14. In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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