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1. I’m trusting a whole lot of people not to randomly murder me throughout the day.
   
2. Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
   
3. A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake
   
4. This girl next to me in class has a piece of tape over her laptop webcam. This can only mean she’s made some serious mistakes in her past…
   
5. When I`m in a good mood I act like I`m in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
   
6. I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone.
   
7. I’m not saying don’t trust the internet but there’s an alarming discrepancy between the number of ipads I’ve won & the number of ipads I own.
   
8. Fire at will! Oh, it`s you, Bob! Fire at Bob!"
   
9. I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes, “Man, you’re such a Cheetah!” and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.
   
10. I`ve decided to add more positivity in my life. So, now when I say someone`s an a@#hole, I qualify it with......... but he`s really good at it...........and I`m positive about that!
    
11. I wouldn’t say your ugly, you are just beautichallenged.
    
12. I just kicked a can in my driveway and somehow ended up with a goal against Brazil.
    
13. If you`re confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.
    
14. People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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