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1. I`m gonna start a secret porn industry and call it "The Illuminaughty"
   
2. Some things get in the way of my happiness, so I ignore them.
   
3. A fairy godmother but for breakups. She takes your phone and leaves alcohol and possibly your first cat.
   
4. Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right?
   
5. Don`t tell me I look tired unless you`re offering to carry me
   
6. I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
   
7. Ever had one of those days that you feel like you should have skipped the morning coffee and went straight for the booze?
   
8. Whoever said you can`t "like" your own status is just not awesome enough to do it.
   
9. When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones? I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones?
   
10. "I can`t believe it`s not clutter." ~ A recovering hoarder
    
11. Trying to get in shape for all those people I`m not having sex with.
    
12. At times I wish I had a clone, but then I realize, I could never live with that a$$hole.
    
13. I may be evil, crazy, insane and f*cking naughty but I do have some good traits, I just don`t dwell on them.
    
14. Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a beautiful day.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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