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1. What does Miley Cyrus have for dinner on Christmas? Twerky :`)
   
2. I bet more people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
   
3. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
   
4. The joy of finding out that your boss is going on a holiday is way greater than you yourself going on one
   
5. Got bored today so I dressed up in tan pants and a blue shirt then went into Best Buy and quit.
   
6. I`m single by choice. Not MY choice. But it`s still a choice
   
7. Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last Oreo.
   
8. I hear boomerangs are making a comeback.
   
9. I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you`re good with grammar you`ll get it.
   
10. Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you don`t know the man & he doesn`t know you`re eating his popcorn
    
11. I lost my mood ring today. Not sure how to feel about it
    
12. My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004
    
13. If I was on drugs, this post would be amazing.
    
14. When you are on a first date and she says to you: "I want you to treat me like a movie star," it is vitally important to establish which type of movie
    
    
    
    
    
    

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