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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. My mother always told me to never quit something I`m good at. So here is to her for making me realize that i`m good at being drunk!
  2. Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it.
  3. This pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear….. I’m just fat.
  4. No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch
  5. My brain is giving me the silent treatment
  6. Had a nice, relaxing weekend. I now have ample energy to hate Monday and most of Tuesday.
  7. I think people who challenge me at Words With Friends are most impressed with my vast knowledge of three letter words.
  8. When the girl working the counter says "would you like fries with that?" say.."are you calling me fat??" then burst into tears. Free meal.
  9. Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.
  10. I love that little thing that you do...You know, the one where you leave.
  11. Have you ever been cutting a piece of pager with scissors and worried that you might cut an atom in half and destroy the world?
  12. Home: The place where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
  13. Its so cold out, I actually saw a gangsta with his pants UP!
  14. I was worried my notifications had stopped working but luckily I’m just unpopular.




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