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I`m kind of clueless about pop culture. I thought "Hogwarts" was an STD
Ever have the experience of staring at an outfit hanging in your closet and wondering which of the personalities did the shopping that day?
96% of my life is spent trying to figure out when I can get my next nap in.
some people just need to be kicked... in the stomach... with steel toed boots
I inject vodka right into the orange. Screwdriver-to-go
Zoos would be cooler if you had to fight each animal before you could see the next one.
When bears are around, try to look skinny and they won`t eat you. If that doesn`t work, kick your buddy in the nuts and RUN!
Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities"
They say that when one door closes, another one opens. Apparently, "they" have never been to jail.
Not now, I`m busy bringing shame to my family on the internet.
There`s a warning light on my dashboard of a vague exclamation point. It`s like when my girlfriend was mad at me and she wouldn`t say why.
Today I saw a cat with three legs, which was much better than finding the alternative, just a cat`s leg.
I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing she`ll do today is buy bedroom curtains.