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1. Didn’t Selfie Sticks used to be called Friends?
   
2. Oh you better not pout. You better not cry. You better not shout I`m telling you why. Nobody gives a f*ck.
   
3. Son: "Dad, can you write in the dark?" Dad: "Uh, I think so, why?" Son: "I need you to sign my report card."
   
4. All my biological clock does, is let me know when it`s time to eat again
   
5. Just joined the support group Hokey Pokey Anonymous ... A place to turn yourself around. ;)
   
6. I can already tell it`s going to be another one of those mornings where I`m not rich and famous.
   
7. It’s that time of the evening where my beer bottle has magically turned into a microphone again.
   
8. I`m God`s gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute.
   
9. 1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? - top 3 things on my mind when I`m in a conversation
   
10. Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
    
11. Your silent treatment should be accompanied by a disappearing act.
    
12. This would be a lot more fun drunk - Me, to everything.
    
13. True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
    
14. I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting ... What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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