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Saturday December 21, 2024


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  1. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
  2. I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties.
  3. The best thing about telepathy is... I know, right!?
  4. Let`s go to my place and do the things I`ll tell everyone we did anyway.
  5. Guys: Bet a female friend that she can’t touch her bellybutton with both elbows. Enjoy the view.
  6. Monday must be a man ... It comes too quickly.
  7. Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google and Wikipedia.
  8. Instead of “single” as a relationship option, it should read “independently owned and operated”
  9. For the record, you`ll need a turntable needle.
  10. I really want to take photos of my friends with their face smushed against glass.. Then make that pic my phone contact for them.. Then when they call, it will look like they`re trapped inside my phone! Oh god my life is pitiful, kill me..
  11. Fitness? More like fitness whole cheesecake in my mouth.
  12. I wish I had a job where I could punch stupid motherf*ckers in the face all day.
  13. Have you ever loved someone so much deep in your heart, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping.
  14. Texting while sitting at a stop light: Helping save lives every day by preventing T-bone collisions with drivers who run red lights. Because of that extra minute it takes for you to realize that the light has turned green, the driver who has no regard for the safety of others entering the intersection legally, can now safely clear the intersection without causing a collision. For this, we thank you.




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