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1. Vodka is just amazing water.
   
2. I think the next Star Wars movie should go Country! I would be excited to see Garth Vader.........
   
3. You don`t have to like me, I`m not a Facebook status.
   
4. Boy it`s nice out today... or at least that`s what it says on my computer.
   
5. Some people, even in photos, just look like they smell horrible.
   
6. It`s great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don`t feel like listening to people anymore
   
7. I do take my job seriously; To make sure there are no day old donuts at the local coffees shop.
   
8. Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried to nail JELL-O to a tree.
   
9. My right thumb is in the best shape of my life.
   
10. I don’t have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve.
    
11. You don`t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
    
12. I just wanted to send you a quick note letting you know that you`re in my inappropriate thoughts.
    
13. Apparently, my wife has friend zoned me...
    
14. Hey, car designers, you have kids, right? How is "limo window partition" between the front and back seat not an option yet?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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