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1. If my statuses had a smell.. they would smell funny
   
2. The best thing about not being with you, is not being with you.
   
3. My therapist cries "Why me?" for the full hour.
   
4. I`m looking for a girlfriend that likes me for my money, but is really bad at math...
   
5. Attention...my facebook page has been hacked. But everyone seems to like the new guy better, me too actually...so fvck it!
   
6. Funny how drinking 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers, and 6 shots, go down like a fat kid on a see-saw.
   
7. It`s going to be so disappointing if we ever ask aliens about crop circles and they`re just like, "We really hate corn."
   
8. I hear boomerangs are making a comeback.
   
9. Everyday I run into someone who pushes me past the limits of my medication.
   
10. I wish my bladder had a snooze button.
    
11. If you see a girl or guy post pictures of their cat you know they`re single.
    
12. Sorry I ordered a salad and then ate all your fries.
    
13. What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there`s no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing it.
    
14. Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so that I could slap 8 people at once.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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