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1. Can`t wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time.
   
2. I`m a huge fan of screaming "You`re welcome" really loud when people don`t say thank you...
   
3. People that walk behind cars get exhausted
   
4. Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I`m describing him.
   
5. If I lean to the left. I am not trying to whisper in your ear. I`m married. I`m gonna fart.
   
6. Sometimes I feel moderately intelligent. Other times I have to sing the "ABCs" in my head to remember which letter comes next.
   
7. Why do people say “nice to meet you” before I’ve even said anything? How do you know it’s nice to meet me? I’m a jerk.
   
8. I hear lots of doctors are prescribing medical marijuana for arthritis. Given that arthritis is "inflammation of the joints", it`s fighting fire with fire!
   
9. When it`s raining I don`t work, when its sunny I don`t work, when its cloudy I call in sick!
   
10. If you`ve never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive "to work" to get a chick to leave your house then you`re not me.
    
11. Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do...
    
12. Never take advice from people on the Internet. Not even this.
    
13. News flash! someone just found Carmon Sandiego!
    
14. Apparently my "Please STFU" face bears a strong resemblance to my "Oh, Please Keep Talking" face.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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