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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. I wanna see Mythbusters do the bible.
  2. I`m surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics...So glad I found you all.
  3. I prefer to use the bathroom naked w/ the door wide open. Sorry if this interferes with your idea of a "safe & fun work environment"
  4. Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they`re concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
  5. People say that marriage is a job...marriage is not a job, its a hobbie!! Dating while you`re married...that`s a job!!
  6. Yes I am a bad boy ... But your the one that`s going to get spanked.
  7. Have you ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you´ve had?
  8. Never believe a person who claims is telling the truth while holding a pack of beers in both their hands
  9. I suspects that whoever named that Icelandic volcano (Eyjafjallajokull) must have fallen asleep on their keyboard while thinking it up.
  10. To the lady at Costco with her son on a leash. I`m sorry that I asked if he was a rescue.
  11. The word "Saturday" has "turd" in it. Good luck trying to ignore that for the rest of your life, starting now.
  12. The moment when someone says a word and everyone laughs, including you and then someone goes, "Do you know what that means?" and you go "No, not really."
  13. I`m not saying my ex wasn`t pretty, but every time my wallet got stolen the thief would return her picture.
  14. If I had a time machine, I`d just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more.




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