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1. A world without women would be a pain in the a$$.
   
2. I wonder if more children were conceived because of alcohol or more alcohol was consumed because of children.
   
3. When people tell me "You`re gonna regret that in the morning"...I sleep in till noon, because I`m a problem solver.
   
4. Woke up this morning, looked in the mirror & said out loud, "You gotta bring it today!" ... So I packed a lunch and went to work.
   
5. The sole purpose of a child`s middle name, is so he can tell when he`s really in trouble.
   
6. If you`re going take a bathroom picture, at least clean it off. I can`t see anything through all the toothpaste.
   
7. I`m not crazy, I`m just special!!...No, wait...Maybe I am crazy. One second...I have to talk to myself about this, hold on...
   
8. I honestly don’t care if you think I’m crazy. You’re just a figment of my imagination anyway.
   
9. Literally saw someone get a tattoo of a camel on their toe.
   
10. Ever notice that the first 10 seconds of a medical drug commercial is spent telling you what the drug is for and the rest basically daring you to take it?
    
11. Why does no one ever talk about where a bear pees?
    
12. I would be a terrible stalker because A) I`m not motivated enough B) You would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you.
    
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14. i dont have drain bramage.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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