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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. I may look like I`m doing nothing, but in my head I`m quite busy.
  2. People always get so excited about the next generation iPhone but no one has caught up with the awesome technology that`s called a Turn Signal.
  3. I bet the hardest part of working the poison control hotline is not finishing your sentences with "...you ignorant dumbass"
  4. No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch
  5. What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him got an Oscar.
  6. Every cigarette you smoke takes 5 minutes off your student loan debt.
  7. I’m not saying don’t trust the internet but there’s an alarming discrepancy between the number of ipads I’ve won & the number of ipads I own.
  8. Sometimes it`s fun to make fun of yourself. Almost as fun as it is to make fun of others.
  9. I keep my TV volume at "screw the neighbors".
  10. Is it even possible to calmly walk away from a dark basement?
  11. Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like.
  12. A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it`s sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can`t really touch anything.
  13. What do you mean being awesome for another year isn`t a resolution?
  14. Don`t sell yourself short, in fact, don`t sell yourself at all. I`m pretty sure it`s illegal




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