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1. When I was little we didn`t have emojis. We had to put smiley face stickers on handwritten letters like a bunch of savages.
   
2. I left work in slow motion but it didn’t blow up behind me.
   
3. Ok advertisers, for the last time. I’m playing a game I downloaded for free. So, the fact that you chose to advertise here means your product is grossly overpriced…
   
4. My most frequent walk of shame is from one bathroom to the other with the plunger
   
5. I just let my mind wander, but it didn’t come back yet.
   
6. The overspray from my windshield washer fluid just totaled a smart car.
   
7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
   
8. In grade school it’s called bullying but when you get older it’s referred to as upper level management.
   
9. Gaining weight while you owe me money is a sign of disrespect
   
10. Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast!
    
11. You know you are the ugly one if they ask you to take the photo.
    
12. Talking to me this morning is like trying to dribble a ball with not enough air in it.
    
13. What if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside
    
14. My wife told me to strive for perfection, so I divorced her and started dating a swimsuit model.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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