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1. I miss the good old days when we blamed Marilyn Manson for all our problems.
   
2. They’re called scents, not flavors, I should not able to taste your perfume or cologne.
   
3. If you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a videocamera you can usually film like 3 or 4 births before they throw you out.
   
4. Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind, should all acquaintance be forgot and somebody refill my wine.
   
5. That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you`re a guy.
   
6. The best curve on a girl is her smile ;) ... Lol just kidding!
   
7. Zombies only eat brains. You’re safe.
   
8. You know you`re non-domesticated when the only reason you finally transfer the dishes from the sink to the dishwasher is so you can gain access to the garbage disposal.
   
9. I know she`s talking about rain but I don`t like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches
   
10. The guy who named the umbrella meant to call it a brella but he hesitated.
    
11. Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests.
    
12. The human body is amazing... You breathe in oxygen and it converts it into sarcasm.
    
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14. When people introduce themselves to me for the first time, I tell them, "Yes, we`ve met before." So they feel awkward trying to remember me
    
    
    
    
    
    

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