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1. Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
   
2. Have you ever seen the look on a mans face when he is truly sorry? Yeah, me either!
   
3. You look over-medicated. What`s your doctor`s name?
   
4. It’s 2013, why does good food still have calories.
   
5. If this cold snowy weather doesn`t clear up soon, I may never get in the mood to take down the Christmas tree-
   
6. I was playing catch phrase with my family and the phrase I got was `pearl necklace` .. And then I ruined family time...
   
7. I was shocked when I heard the local Radio Shack is closing. Mostly because I had no idea we had one.
   
8. Just a friendly reminder, there are a minimum of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...
   
9. I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon
   
10. "Well that can`t be right." - dogs watching us catching balls with our hands
    
11. Iwent to Office Max to buy a drawing board, but they were sold out. I guess it`s back to the....oh rats...
    
12. Pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.
    
13. I farted in the apple store and everyone got pissed, not my fault they dont have windows ...
    
14. Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I`m just cooking!"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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