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1. Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
   
2. I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. "My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl."
   
3. I hate it when I put on my apple bottom jeans and cannot find my boots with da fur!!
   
4. I love to start my day by getting on Facebook to see who is a whiny little bi!ch today.
   
5. Guess what`s brown and sticky... a stick.
   
6. A funny thing to do would be to text random numbers with "I got the live bees you sent, they`ll do nicely"
   
7. I`ve been running as fast as I can, but I still can`t catch my breath.
   
8. Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities"
   
9. Apparently some strangers don’t need a hug.
   
10. Next time some one does something REALLY stupid, just smack them and say, "Man, did you see the size of that bug?"
    
11. Google must be a woman...it knows everything.
    
12. When I was growing up, I was taught to walk and talk and when I was grown, I was told to sit down and STFU!!!
    
13. Work is one long game of back and forth emails with cleverly disguised f*ck you`s.
    
14. Is it too early to start drinking? - some moron with a clock.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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