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1. My head says “go to the gym” but my heart says, “stay on the internet forever and eat!”
   
2. My wife started clipping coupons to help save money. She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse.
   
3. We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
   
4. Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes in your friend’s drink. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.
   
5. Just belted the dog in the drivers seat and pushed the car up to the drive-thru window
   
6. The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have.
   
7. A boob job sounds like the best job in the world.
   
8. I ran into a dwarfs car this morning and he come up to me and said "I`m not happy!" And I said we`ll which one are you then
   
9. Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I`m available.
   
10. I WON THE LOTTERY, SCREW YOU ALL! ... Sorry, just practicing
    
11. Girls just wanna have funds.
    
12. I finally finished my 4,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. It reads- " Get a life you sad F**k "
    
13. I don`t get nearly enough credit for managing not to be a violent psychopath
    
14. There should be a mercy rule for how many pics a girl can upload from her vacation.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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