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1. America: Where stairs are only used for emergency escape purposes.
   
2. Two girls riding their bikes on a cobble stone road. 1st girl: I never came this way before. 2nd girl: Me neither. It must be the cobble stones.
   
3. Laundry is like sex in reverse: you drop in a load, everything gets wet, then rolls around and ends up dry and neatly folded.
   
4. If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
   
5. My pessimism has never failed me, but I`m sure someday it will.
   
6. My house looks like I`m losing a game of Jumanji.
   
7. I don`t always say `oops`, but when I do, it`s usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea.
   
8. Each day is a gift, but some days are socks and underwear
   
9. If the people in horror movies would just listen to me, they would still be alive!
   
10. With my background and genetics, you guys should be happy I am half as normal as I am.
    
11. Lawns: You cut them, then water them so they grow just so you can cut them again. This does not make sense.
    
12. Just assume that we aren’t close enough for you to send me a game invites on Facebook.
    
13. It`s a good thing the gas station is open today...... I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.
    
14. Women my age expect a man to have his sh!t together by now. Time to start dating younger women.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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