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1. How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That’s it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations.
   
2. Wanna know what it`s like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
   
3. I’m probably single because I forgot to forward those chain messages from 2008.
   
4. You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example.
   
5. I may not be the richest guy...or the smartest guy...or the funniest guy...or the best-looking guy...or the .....:( Forget it, now I`m depressed.
   
6. That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! - no one ever
   
7. Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not an egg timer?
   
8. Wow, I just melted a piece of ice by staring at it. Took a little longer than I thought it would.
   
9. After the doctor left the exam room from my prostate exam. The nurse came in with three words I didn`t want to hear. "Who was that?"
   
10. Everything just seems much better when you`re in denial
    
11. Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine.
    
12. If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to watch people workout and then absorb their health benefits...
    
13. I`m so old, I remember when the internet didn`t have commercials.
    
14. I can keep a secret… It’s all the other people I tell it to who can’t.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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