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1. The awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are bouncing …. and you’re a guy.
   
2. A wireless bra? They weren`t tricky enough, now I need a password?
   
3. Meetings are 20% small talk, 5% what the meeting is about and 75% wasting everyone’s time.
   
4. Marriage is just a 50 year long negotiation over thermostat settings.
   
5. Got kicked out of Ziggy`s. " supposably" your not allowed to stand on their scales. Says I broke them. On the brighter side I weigh 135900 grams
   
6. I saw a baby wearing a bib that said, “This dumbass put my cape on backwards”
   
7. This by far is your most f*ck up idea ever ... I`ll be there in 10 minutes.
   
8. If I look tired at the end of the day, it`s because I just spent eight solid hours looking busy.
   
9. I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.......
   
10. See above or below for better statuses.
    
11. I didn`t have access to Facebook for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
    
12. Dreams are like pictures. I don`t care about yours unless I`m in them.
    
13. Thought I was having deja-vu. But it turns out, I do the exact same things every day.
    
14. If I’m going to sweep all of my problems under the rug, then I’m going to need a bigger rug.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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