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1. I am trying my very best to get into the holiday spirit but I cant open the damn bottle.
   
2. I hate it when I buy organic veggies but when I get them home I find out they are regular frosted donuts...
   
3. Texting typos can change your life. "Having a great time wish you were her"
   
4. The guy who invented wet t-shirt contests probably has no idea that shirts can just be taken off.
   
5. Someone’s therapist knows all about you.
   
6. But what if bygones want to be something else? ;)
   
7. Why is it that the instant I buy new chap stick, the old one magically reappears?
   
8. If you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on your phone so for future reference you can use it as a valid excuse.
   
9. loves poetry, long walks and poking dead things with a stick.
   
10. Let`s be honest. The only reason you listen to your voice-mail messages is to make the stupid icon disappear
    
11. “Let’s eat, get drunk and watch people exercise” – sports fans
    
12. If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
    
13. I`m doing a charity gig tonight for people who struggle to achieve orgasm. Don`t worry if you can`t come
    
14. Sometimes you just need to do something stupid while sober so that people will leave you alone about your drinking.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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