Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.

1. If other employees are taking four fifteen minutes smoke breaks a day, I should most certainly be allowed a one hour nap time.
   
2. Pepper spray: The perfect way to end an annoyingly long conversation.
   
3. Do people smoke e-cigarettes after sexting?
   
4. An apple a day is bullsh!t. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
   
5. The best part about living in a small town is when I don`t know what I`m doing, someone else does.
   
6. Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you`re interrupting!
   
7. Nothing says God is forgiving like hell.
   
8. I opened a bottle of wine to let it breathe. It didn`t. So I gave it mouth to mouth.
   
9. Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.
   
10. You`d think my password was "yourmom" because the computer said it was too easy.
    
11. Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario & how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream.
    
12. I always read my girlfriend’s horoscope to see what kind of day I`m going to have.
    
13. Where is the button to restart summer?
    
14. It`s like my pastor always says, "Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"
    
    
    
    
    
    

    First1516171819202122232425Last

    ©2024 Daily Silly Status