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1. The Bible is pretty accurate...Especially when thrown at close range.
   
2. If sex is said to be the best exercise, than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there`s idea. . .
   
3. Not sure why my wife is only mad at me, our 4 year old forgot her birthday too.
   
4. Only 2 phrases can change a woman’s mood: ”I Love You” and ”50% Off”.
   
5. The best thing about online classes is the beer.
   
6. When I was growing up the TV was my nanny.
   
7. The only difference between a weekday and a weekend is which boss is telling me to do things.
   
8. Tonight`s weather forecast: dark. Continued dark overnight with widely scattered of light by morning.
   
9. If you can’t love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot.
   
10. It`s that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids.
    
11. 99 Days Facebook Free? Big deal! In 1999 I went a whole year without Facebook.
    
12. UFC is 10% fighting, and 90% advertising the next fight
    
13. Fun Fact about me: The drunker I get, the more karate I know.
    
14. Want your favorite song to become your least favorite song? Just make it your alarm tune.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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