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1. Was the little pig who decided to built his house out of straw some sort of f***ing idiot?
   
2. I`m not upset because it`s Monday, I`m upset because I have to wear pants
   
3. What idiot called it "best man" instead of "lord of the rings"
   
4. I´ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.
   
5. Four out of five voices in my head are saying this is gonna´ be a great day.
   
6. Hi, we`re a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can`t ever find our dog.
   
7. Ok, I admit. Everything that`s wrong in your life is your fault.
   
8. I wish more events in life involved dumping a cooler full of Gatorade on people.
   
9. If all men are created equal then why are there midgets?
   
10. I don`t trust stairs. They always look like they`re up to something.
    
11. When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight... to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs.
    
12. Maybe the government just needs to control/alt/delete and then restart in safe mode.
    
13. The best thing about telepathy is.. I know, right!
    
14. I only drink coffee because cocaine is too expensive.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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