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Wednesday May 29, 2024



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. Why do people say ”I saw it with my own eyes.” Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
  2. What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
  3. We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
  4. I don`t hit the "Like" button on my own statuses because I am self-centered, it`s just that I amaze myself sometimes and I want to show my appreciation!!!!!!
  5. I live in fear that one day the real "World`s Greatest Dad" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug.
  6. I`m not the type of person you want to put on speakerphone.
  7. Warning: I just get weirder.
  8. Loneliness is when your sleeve unrolls itself while washing dishes and you try to roll it back up with your face.
  9. For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up.
  10. They keep telling me theres plenty of fish in the sea, but I havent caught one in years, soooo I continue to sit here, holding my rod.
  11. The only reason I keep people`s phone numbers in my phone is to avoid their calls..
  12. I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion.
  13. Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Hell Yes.
  14. Some people live life in the fast lane. You’re in oncoming traffic.