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1. I get in this weird mood where I don`t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood `Awake`
   
2. The only thing I love more than cake is cakes.
   
3. The problem with trouble is that it always starts out as fun.
   
4. The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first.
   
5. Blessed are they who can just read it and move on.
   
6. That "No alcohol beyond this point." sign might as well say "I bet you can´t chug that whole beer!"
   
7. I would be okay with a ghost in the house if it at least moved a vacuum around the floors once a week.
   
8. Not to get technical… but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
   
9. So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you’re talking sh!t about them.
   
10. My mother said, "You won`t amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said, "Oh ya.....Just you wait."
    
11. Asking me if I’m hungry, is like asking me if I like money.
    
12. This morning someone threw Skittles at me and said "Taste the Rainbow", I ran them over with my car and sang,"Nationwide is on your side"
    
13. Even if gas prices go down, I´m still going to siphon gas from my neighbor´s car because I like the adrenaline rush and he´s an a$$hole
    
14. Top 5 things I stare into: 1) My phone. 2) The fridge. 3) Space. 4) The abyss. 5) Your windows.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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