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1. Everything you paid $50,000 to learn in college is now on the Internet for free.
   
2. Sometimes you can tell it’s going to be a bad day when someone you don’t like is smiling.
   
3. If you use karate instead of a knife your wife won`t ask you to cut the vegetables anymore
   
4. Men are like cheap dishes - easily broken & completely replaceable!
   
5. "I`m sorry" and "I apologise" mean the same thing...except when you`re at a funeral.
   
6. Give a fish some bread and he`ll eat for a day. Teach a fish to be a flying piranha and he`ll eat for a lifetime.
   
7. Why do hospitals need to advertise? It`s not like I`m going to go to Home Depot instead.
   
8. Most days the best thing about my job is that my chair spins
   
9. Social media is great if you like socializing without wearing pants.
   
10. God gives us only what we can handle... Apparently God thinks I am a bad-ass.
    
11. Do you have to water a Pointsettia or do they die on their own?
    
12. Walmart needs observation decks.
    
13. I stop at random Jehovah`s Witness houses and drop off copies of Rolling Stone.
    
14. Starbucks isn`t really that expensive compared to how much Victoria`s Secret charges per cup.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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