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1. A lot of people don`t realise that Shania Twain`s father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
   
2. word of the day: nincomtard
   
3. Little to no thought was put into this status.
   
4. MAN LAW 101: No man should ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
   
5. "I didn`t get your text" is the new "my dog ate my homework"
   
6. The person that named the eggplant probably isn’t allowed to name things anymore.
   
7. I said I was good at making decisions. I didn`t say the decisions I made were good.
   
8. You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.
   
9. I can’t find the words to express how I have nothing to say
   
10. My roommate is going on a date tonight.. He said he`s convinced she IS coming home with him.. I`ve covered his room in Justin Bieber posters.. Now we wait..
    
11. My bed and I are in a good relationship, and my alarm clock is so0o jealous...
    
12. Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station`s phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho.
    
13. Apparently when your girlfriend says "f*ck that bitch", you`re not supposed to take her seriously.
    
14. Whenever a wrong number calls me and hangs up I always call em back and tell them it was their loss because I`m really fun to talk to.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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