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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. It`s Thanksgiving. Don`t forget to set your scale back 25 lbs
  2. Guys... If the girl your getting down with doesn`t even have time to fake an orgasm..... It`s prob best you just make your sandwich
  3. A fairy godmother but for breakups. She takes your phone and leaves alcohol and possibly your first cat.
  4. The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day.
  5. I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.
  6. At work hitting the escape key...... Nothing is happening, im still here.
  7. when a girl says "whatever" what she really means "I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it
  8. You know you`re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.
  9. The NFL has hired their first female referee ... She will be throwing flags for penalties the teams committed 5 years ago.
  10. I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid.
  11. I`m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand
  12. Sometimes when my phones at 5% battery life I call back all the people I didn`t want to talk too.
  13. Chip clips are for quitters.
  14. Scientists are saying that social media is making us less accepting and more aggressive. Whatever, a$$holes!




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