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1. Every time I`m about to win an argument with my wife someone wakes me up.
   
2. You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
   
3. Yeah but why do they call him Bigfoot if both of his feet are the exact same size
   
4. In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.
   
5. So many feelings today. Mostly hunger.
   
6. I have just one thing to ask you people who say the memory is the first thing to go: What did I come in here for?
   
7. If you’re a size 0 we shouldn’t be able to see you.
   
8. PRO TIP: If you see a woman crying, never ask if its because of her hair.
   
9. Good morning my friends ... Wait a minute ... What the f*ck am I doing up this early.
   
10. The only exercise I`ve done this month is running out of money
    
11. Morning workout: Turn on treadmill. Untangle headphones for 14 minutes. Get frustrated, leave and eat doughnuts.
    
12. St Patricks Day, when you can eat lucky charms dowsed in beer and everyone thinks..great idea!
    
13. I hope this coffee gives me the energy to look busy all day.
    
14. I just need someone to feed me and tell me I’m pretty.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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