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1. Sometimes I speak in a different font but no one ever notices.
   
2. Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
   
3. If anyone could read my mind I`m pretty sure they`d be traumatized for life.
   
4. I would watch NASCAR if it was more like Mario Kart.
   
5. Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries. It fills you up nicely but without the buzz.
   
6. Give a fish something for once for f*cks sake
   
7. Changing a whole text message just because you didn`t know how to spell one word?
   
8. How come phones only get lost when they are on silent?
   
9. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
   
10. I try to live each day like it`s my last, which is why I rarely have clean socks. Who wants to wash socks on the last day of their life?
    
11. None of my girlfriends even know they`re dating me.
    
12. My advise to all the young people out there, "Do not grow up; it`s a trap!!"
    
13. Pro tip: “Hold my drink” is not a proper response to “License and registration, please.” … apparently.
    
14. I spend my weekends farting in libraries and then shushing people that complain.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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