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1. I think the only way I’ll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I’m in prison.
   
2. I woke up this morning and my "check liver" light was on.
   
3. It`s just a mater of time before bathrooms will eventually be called Selfie Rooms
   
4. So I didn`t want to wake up this morning and go to work. It`s not that I don`t like my job, it`s just that I like being lazy more.
   
5. Timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot your murder.
   
6. Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
   
7. If you’re having second thoughts, you’re two ahead of most people.
   
8. The problem with taking the road less traveled is the poor phone signal...
   
9. Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.
   
10. Just saw the first duckface of Spring.
    
11. One day id like to have a brand new Iphone like the lady in front of me with the food stamps.
    
12. I just got a piece of mail that says "open immediately" but I`m gonna wait a few minutes.
    
13. Why is powdered milk called ‘Instant milk’? Actual milk is far more instant.
    
14. I just saw a disclaimer that said "don`t try this at home", so I tried it at my neighbors house.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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