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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. We live in a society that’s the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones.
  2. Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
  3. We should do this “3-day weekend” thing more often.
  4. When you`re out & your cell battery is low: 1) lower screen brightness 2) turn off WiFi 3) crawl under table 4) weep softly til help arrives
  5. Adulthood is like losing your mom in the grocery store for the rest of your life.
  6. A coworker wouldn`t stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes.
  7. I`m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off a bunch of sh!t all at the same time.
  8. Legally, it`s questionable .. Morally, it`s disgusting .. Personally, I love it. ;)
  9. Possible Fact: White guys with corn rows make dangerous zombies, cuz you can`t possibly run away while laughing that hard at the same time.
  10. Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, poverty can’t buy you anything.
  11. Everyone`s self worth should only be measured by how useful they would be in the zombie apocalypse.
  12. Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
  13. I like to say my kid handles funds for a multi-billion dollar corporation. It`s easier than saying he is a cashier at McDonald`s
  14. Do Me: a favor. - Punctuation is important.




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