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Sunday January 12, 2025



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  1. I spend most of my money on beer and cigarettes.. The rest I just waste.
  2. Have some fun with your life...call in sick to places you dont even work at.
  3. We live in a world in where it is easier to get out of a marriage than a mobile-phone contract
  4. If Freud was alive today he would probably be awesome at telling "Yo Momma" jokes.
  5. I have been tagged and poked so many times today, I may not be able to walk tomorrow.
  6. If history repeats itself, I´m totally getting a dinosaur.
  7. Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
  8. I just saw a bus that you would look amazing under.
  9. On a scale of 9 to 10, how would you rate me?
  10. Tip of the day: Don`t piss off anyone who has unlimited access to your toothbrush.
  11. Ladies and Gentleman, I`ve traveled a long way, crossed many bridges, fought my way through countless obstacles, all to bring you this one sad truth about life. There`s never enough beer.
  12. Sometimes, I question my sanity ... Sometimes, it replies
  13. I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish ... I`m not even high.
  14. I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs. For a second, I thought, "Should I help?" Then I thought, "No...6 should be enough."