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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. My idea of heaven consists of all of the things I’d go to hell for.
  2. My girlfriend would be so mad if he found out that I`m telling people she`s my girlfriend.
  3. I like it like that
  4. I wake up every morning with the joy & excitement of wanting to go directly back to sleep.
  5. I walked into the bar sober with $42 & walked out drunk with $42. But you`re right fellas, men are smarter than women.
  6. Some of you take selfies from so close up, I`m beginning to wonder if you`re a T-Rex.
  7. Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.
  8. The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
  9. May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
  10. I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live.
  11. I wish that we lived in a world where a chicken could cross the road without getting its motives questioned.
  12. The same people that made fun of me for my calculator watch in high school are now wearing Apple watches.
  13. Kinda hard to believe not a single mutant at professor Xavier’s school had the power to heal a dude’s legs.
  14. If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not your true friends.




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