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1. It’s silly how we spend money on clothes when naked is free.
   
2. WARNING. Content on my Facebook page may offend. But I don`t f*cking care
   
3. Not sure if my dog is barking for no reason or I’m about to be murdered.
   
4. I try not to be rude, but some people make it hard work.
   
5. Next time a stranger talks to me when I`m alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly...."You can see me???"
   
6. I just want one spam email that`s like, "Congratulations! You have a perfect-sized p*nis."
   
7. I ate a shepherd`s pie for lunch. He was pretty upset about it.
   
8. My key to happiness is probably lost somewhere in the junk drawer.
   
9. All I`m saying is if I`m not allowed to give a monkey a gun at the zoo they should have a sign.
   
10. Don’t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I’ve changed since then.
    
11. If you`re wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don`t google `old man bond age`
    
12. I`m known all over the world for my exaggerations.
    
13. I hope this coffee gives me the energy to look busy all day.
    
14. Can I get likes for no reason?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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