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1. While everyone may not speak the same language, we all know what time McDonald’s stops serving breakfast.
   
2. The best thing about not being with you, is not being with you.
   
3. What do sleeping and sex have in common? ... I`m not getting nearly enough of either.
   
4. On the first day of school, I tell all my students to rip up their textbooks ..then I leave before their REAL teacher arrives.
   
5. If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
   
6. Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at.
   
7. You know that chick who said, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?"... Yeah, well I ate her.
   
8. The leading cause of divorce ? ... marriage
   
9. It’s 2015, why cant you unselect a floor in an elevator yet?
   
10. You’d be amazed how often I’m wrong when people say guess what.
    
11. I`ll never forget the first time we met. Although, I will keep trying.
    
12. wants to jump in a cab and yell "follow that car!"
    
13. So apparently putting Alkaseltzer in my pocket while I`m getting baptized and pretending I`m the devil is not funny.
    
14. Figuring out that you`ll probably never figure it out is the first step of really figuring things out.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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