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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. This debt collector was just so surprised I answered my phone that they stuttered and hung-up lmao!!
  2. Sarcasm, I put that sh!t on everything
  3. If I had a time machine I`d go back to 900 A.D. and just scare the sh!t out of people with an electric toothbrush.
  4. My neighbors look at me in a very weird way.. it’s like they never saw a guy with binoculars before.
  5. Please don`t post pictures of cats on my FB wall. I am allergic.
  6. I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn`t be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny and thin. It`s a public service really.
  7. If you see someone crying, ask if it`s because of their haircut.
  8. You know you`re non-domesticated when the only reason you finally transfer the dishes from the sink to the dishwasher is so you can gain access to the garbage disposal.
  9. Apparently my socks never remember “The Buddy System” whenever I wash them.
  10. I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’ll use it though.
  11. Give a man a fish & he`ll eat for a day. Give a man a jelly fish and you can pee on him.
  12. I was hooked on auctions after only going once... going twice
  13. Peace on earth would be nice, but not gaining 20 pounds over the holidays would be a Christmas miracle.
  14. Remember, life isn`t about accumulating stuff. It`s about making people insanely jealous of your stuff.




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