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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Vegetables are a must on my diet. I am eating Carrot cake, Zucchini bread and Pumpkin pie.
  2. Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums.
  3. So after an hour of playing Paper, Rock, Scissors, we decided to call it a tie. Good game, mirror!
  4. I like to walk through the mall and hand out bags of Cheetos to all the kids I see wearing white clothes
  5. I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet so if I ever get a life I`ll be notified immediately.
  6. Fart jokes ain`t funny, they stink.
  7. I don`t really want to hear about the marathon, unless of course, they add an element of suspense ... Like a Bear at mile 3
  8. Apparently everyone was too high in the 70`s when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
  9. Is it just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message like looking directly into the sun?
  10. It`s funny how this guy grating cheese over my pasta thinks I`m going to say stop.
  11. It feels like one of them days..... ya know? When you wanna fart and blame the other person for it!
  12. In theory, sex should be grosser than letting someone borrow your toothbrush, but it`s not.
  13. Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
  14. Hi I was calling about the $300/hour part time job I read about in a sexy ad I saw on an illegal torrent site. Are you guys still hiring?




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