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1. Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive.
   
2. Always have a goal. Example: Turn as much alcohol into urine as you can.
   
3. One man`s trash is another man`s profile picture.
   
4. Hi, you`ve reached my voicemail. Why didn`t you text me? I`ll never call you back. Like, ever. You`d have better luck with a telegram.
   
5. Those who stir the sh*t-pot should be made to lick the spoon!
   
6. This whole being a responsible adult thing sucks.
   
7. If I ever get real rich, I hope I`m not mean to poor people, like I am now.
   
8. It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married, right?
   
9. Boobs are like friends. Some are big. Some are small. Some are real. Some are fake. And some are just so fantastic you want everyone to meet them.
   
10. I really want to talk to you about how I don`t want to talk to you.
    
11. When people tell me “You’re gonna regret that in the morning” I sleep in til noon, because I’m a problem solver.
    
12. Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))
    
13. I bought the world`s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it`s terrible.
    
14. Of course China is dominating the olympics, they probably made all of the equipment.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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