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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. eBay sellers - just because you`ve dug your suit/dress out of the back of your wardrobe doesn`t make it vintage. #JustOldAndSmelly
  2. I used to be a class act......or clown,as my 7th grade teacher would tell my parents!!
  3. You, my friend, deserve a high-five... that’s four more fingers than I normally give.
  4. Night people could take over the world if we weren’t so busy finding something good on TV.
  5. He was like, `We`re all slowly dying` So I was like, `WRONG` and I threw him in front of a moving bus.
  6. I have just one thing to ask you people who say the memory is the first thing to go: What did I come in here for?
  7. Guess what I saw today? ... Everything I looked at.
  8. Even atheists make bargains with God when the toilet water threatens to overflow at a friend`s house.
  9. I`m just saying it might be a good idea for Liam Neeson`s to take his family members to the vet and get them microchipped.
  10. I just told my wife it took her longer to pick a Netflix movie than it took me to pick out her engagement ring and that was a bad analogy.
  11. Our neighbor said he wouldn`t mind me stealing their newspaper if I would at least put a robe on first.
  12. Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you`re stupid and make bad decisions.
  13. If the customer is always right, then why isn’t anything for free?
  14. Bicyclists, it`s one thing to hog the road, but it`s quite another to expect us to know your fancy hand signals. Also, I can see your balls.




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