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1. Never judge a man ’till you’ve driven a mile with his wife.
   
2. Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes.
   
3. I swear I heard my dentist whisper "yolo" as he reached for a chisel...
   
4. 60% of women fake orgasm.. 100% of men don`t give a sh*t about it..
   
5. thinks the voices in my head are out of beer.
   
6. No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
   
7. When hipsters replaced hippies, we lost free love and drugs and got skinny jeans. Worst. Trade. Ever.
   
8. News flash, ladies. Men are settling for you, too.
   
9. If you`ve ever wondered which of your friends are really amazing, you`re in luck today. :)
   
10. Boobs are like the Sun. You can stare at them directly just for a few seconds, but if you put on sunglasses, you can stare as much as you want!
    
11. Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
    
12. If your dog is fat it means that you don`t get enough exercise.
    
13. I don’t let my friends do stupid things… ALONE!
    
14. Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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