DSSLogo
Sunday January 12, 2025


Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. Do I have to wake up? I just woke up yesterday.
  2. There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
  3. To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky.
  4. I may be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid.
  5. I can`t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
  6. Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you`re interrupting!
  7. I hate when I’m alone in the dark and my brain says, “Hey, you know what we haven’t thought about in a while? Ghosts..”
  8. I guess I`m somewhat of a big deal, I tell people about my accomplishments and they say "big Deal
  9. I have never preheated an oven but I have pre-eaten a frozen pizza.
  10. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember all the things I was suppose to do.
  11. Sometimes I just go on Facebook to see who has been dumped and who is pregnant.
  12. If Facebook isn’t a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it.
  13. Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?
  14. The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.




    ©2025 Daily Silly Status