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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Dear food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
  2. 3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday...
  3. Don`t rush me. I`m waiting for the last minute.
  4. The object of golf.... is to play the least amount of golf.
  5. I stamp my hand on Saturday morning so it looks like I went out on Friday night.
  6. "No! Don`t go into the church! Nooo!" ... "Honey, what movie are you watching?" ... "Our wedding video."
  7. “Check that sh!t out” luckily rarely refers to actual sh!t.
  8. My level of sarcasm has reached a dangerous level where even I don`t know if I`m kidding or not.
  9. My car rides usually consist of playing my music on random, then pressing “next” about 400 times.
  10. My girlfriend is now mad at me because I didn’t know why she was mad at me.
  11. How come we can put a man on the moon but we can`t made a smoke alarm that can differentiate between a house fire and cooking sausages?
  12. Girlfriend: No, you hang up... Me: (click)
  13. I guess the teachers went back to school. The bar was nearly empty this morning.
  14. I always ask my waitress to name everything that comes in the salad then I respond “OK perfect, I want a cheeseburger with none of that on it.”




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