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Saturday July 27, 2024


Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. 79% of accidents happen in the home....... Finally, good news for the homeless
  2. When a woman asks you to guess her age, it`s like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb
  3. My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
  4. Its all fun and games..until you get stuck on a level of candy crush!!!
  5. That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can`t figure out which one the music is coming from.
  6. Facebook is like a fridge. When you`re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there`s anything good in it
  7. Sometimes I post crazy shit just to see if my friend`s list will drop a few #`s
  8. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
  9. Half the time spent on Facebook is likely spent by creeping people and /or staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen.
  10. I always reply to my wife’s texts with :0))) I’m not being friendly, I’m discretely letting the fat bitch know how many chins she has.
  11. Boss just announced she is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I.
  12. Mirrors don`t lie. Lucky for you, they don`t laugh either.
  13. I assume when I get put on hold after I call customer service, it`s because 2 guys are flipping a coin to see who pretends to be the manager.
  14. I like to track people down, knock on their front door and say "we have ten people in common on Facebook, can I come in ?"




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