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Tuesday October 08, 2024



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  1. Most of being an adult is marveling at the date and saying how fast the year is going by.
  2. I just found out people are playing golf online. And I thought my life sucked!
  3. We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
  4. When I was your age, we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get drunk and have s€x.
  5. Sometimes, in life, all you really need is a lot of money.
  6. I think every Taco Bell value meal should be called a "Number 2".
  7. Due to the weather, I was able to use the words "wet and slippery" at work all day without anyone thinking I`m a big perv.
  8. Pizza: 73% delicious, 27% also delicious.
  9. I love talking about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about.
  10. F is for friends who do stuff without you.
  11. How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box for me to start a campfire?
  12. If you don`t do stupid sh!t while you`re young, you`ll have nothing to talk about later in life while sitting at the bar.
  13. I think I’m going to take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it…
  14. if drinking destroys your memory .... what does drinking do ?