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1. Most of being an adult is marveling at the date and saying how fast the year is going by.
   
2. I just found out people are playing golf online. And I thought my life sucked!
   
3. We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
   
4. When I was your age, we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get drunk and have s€x.
   
5. Sometimes, in life, all you really need is a lot of money.
   
6. I think every Taco Bell value meal should be called a "Number 2".
   
7. Due to the weather, I was able to use the words "wet and slippery" at work all day without anyone thinking I`m a big perv.
   
8. Pizza: 73% delicious, 27% also delicious.
   
9. I love talking about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about.
   
10. F is for friends who do stuff without you.
    
11. How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box for me to start a campfire?
    
12. If you don`t do stupid sh!t while you`re young, you`ll have nothing to talk about later in life while sitting at the bar.
    
13. I think I’m going to take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it…
    
14. if drinking destroys your memory .... what does drinking do ?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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