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Saturday December 21, 2024


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  1. Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
  2. I drink to make other people interesting
  3. Yes, I know why you pulled me over. I didn`t see you in your little hiding spot over there, so I couldn`t slow down in time.
  4. Ever talk to someone so stupid they make you squint?
  5. The sight of naked cleavage reduces a man`s ability to reason by 50% ... Per boob.
  6. I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point when she turned around and found out I was walking her home.
  7. Why do people ask "What the hell were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not get caught.
  8. I don`t always get to drink free beer... But I just happen to know my neighbor went to the night shift, and I saw him filling his fridge today.
  9. I didn`t mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.
  10. I bought powdered water but I don`t know what to add to it.
  11. WARNING::World Health Organization says radiation from cell phones may cause cancer. Please text everyone you know about this.
  12. *during sex,I suddenly stop moving* Her: What are you doing? Me: SHHHHH It`s ok...I saw this on Pornhub, It`s called Buffering!
  13. The last time I was someone`s type, I was donating blood.
  14. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier`s face: Priceless!:D




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