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1. SINGLE GUYS: Nervous about flirting with a woman? Just remember: they`re smart, confident, and aware they don`t need us, so yeah, you should be worried.
   
2. I have thought a lot about it and I am thrilled to announce that I have decided to never die.
   
3. My kids refuses to play with the Ouija Board anymore because every time we play, it spells out CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
   
4. If a cannibal is late to dinner do they give him the cold shoulder?
   
5. I’m drinking like there’s snow tomorrow.
   
6. First world problems: I couldn’t hear the TV so I had to stop eating chips.
   
7. I only call them yoga pants because Netflix and eat leftovers pants was too long.
   
8. What’s the answer to this question?
   
9. My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account.
   
10. Feeling bored? Post a status on Facebook that says "Barack Obama 2016" and buckle up for the ride of your life.
    
11. Nice try salad bars, there`s only one kinda bar I plan on attending.
    
12. what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries
    
13. I just quit my job at the helium bottling plant. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
    
14. Whenever I feel that someone is about to sneeze I yell “PIKA!” & they’re like “CHU!”. I don’t have any friends.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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