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1. If your roommate never walked in on you naked, you`re not naked near enough.
   
2. Vodka is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
   
3. The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way” has a zero percent success rate.
   
4. If you can´t say anything nice ... we´re probably related.
   
5. Jehovah`s Witnesses, Improving my hiding skills since 1974.
   
6. These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
   
7. If my psychiatrist said "There`s really nothing more I can do for you", that means I`m cured right??
   
8. Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up... In 30 minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
   
9. ALERT: Missing Unicorn...if you find it, you`re probably high
   
10. I sure do feel a whole lot more attractive at WalMart than I do at the gym.
    
11. Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
    
12. When someone says "everything happens for a reason" I`d like to smack them and say "yeah, I guess you`re right"
    
13. Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?
    
14. Admit it: you have all tried to rap in the shower..
    
    
    
    
    
    

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