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1. Are nap dates a thing? Because that`s something I can work with...
   
2. A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
   
3. I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the stall next to me started smoking. Disgusting . . . I nearly couldn’t finish my sandwich.
   
4. Phrases I hope to avoid in my obituary: “skeletal remains,” “dumpster,” “almost beyond recognition,” “dental records” and “shallow grave.”
   
5. I don`t just burn bridges, I drain the lake, fill it with concrete, and build a shopping mall on that bitch!
   
6. Relationship status: Runs alone at night in hopes of being abducted.
   
7. Tenderizing the meat sounds a lot sexier than it is
   
8. If Crunch Berries aren`t considered fresh fruit I don`t think this diet is going to work out.
   
9. This cashier looked at my 12 bottles of weed spray so weirdly, I suspect she`s never broken a lawnmower before.
   
10. Last time I saw jugs that big, 2 hillbillies were blowing on them.
    
11. Beer: Giving you the courage to talk to women but taking away the ability to make sense.
    
12. My girlfriend left the lights on, on her Smart Car last night. This morning I had to jump start it with my Android.
    
13. is not rude...I just wasn`t taught to politely pretend to be nice to people I can`t stand.
    
14. I need a bank to do two things for me: give me a loan and leave me alone
    
    
    
    
    
    

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