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1. Nothing shuts my pie hole more than an actual pie.
   
2. I don`t understand no one has excepted my boiling water challenge
   
3. Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn`t have said out loud.
   
4. I`ve been wondering, If poison goes out of date and expires, does it become more or less deadly?
   
5. Limbo champion walks into a bar...he`s disqualified.
   
6. I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
   
7. Life is so unfair, why do we always want what we don`t have? For example, right now I want tacos
   
8. There is no life on earth without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I`ll kill you all.
   
9. I get my cardio from caffeine...
   
10. When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."? No one is that happy
    
11. Why get married when you can just drive into oncoming traffic?
    
12. When your boss says "You need help", he never means a hitman.
    
13. Time to try some of this candy from the Easter "bunny"... Can`t trust anything you find laying in the yard these days.
    
14. Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to see a bearded woman.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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