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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Thanks to whoever made electrical outlets look like tiny screaming faces trapped inside my walls I can`t make eye contact.
  2. Hi, it’s me. I can’t get to the phone right now, even though it’s right here in my hand.
  3. HardCoreStrategy 22 hours ago 6 3? Guys are? in a cafe. The first guy says "I?? have the smallest arm in the? world." The second guy says I have the?? smallest head in? the world." The third guy says I have the smallest d^ck in the world. They all? go to? the Guinness Book of World records. The? first? guy comes back and says I really? have the smallest arm in the world. The seconds guy? returns and? says? I have the smallest head in the world. The third guy comes back? and angrily?? says WHO? T
  4. We can`t cure cancer, diabetes or PMS, but we have 10 different pills to make a mans happy place bigger.
  5. Everybody values honesty, until they have an ugly baby.
  6. My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night.
  7. I`m fortunate that anger and nicotine have zero calories.
  8. Time is precious ... waste it wisely!
  9. "I`ve never seen an angry stoner, see angry drunks all the time!" Clearly you`ve never tried to take a stoner`s nachos away.
  10. If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don`t be open.
  11. Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else.
  12. I`m saving all my good posts for when I can think of some.
  13. Being alive is so expensive.
  14. If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!




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