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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. If Jehovah`s witnesses brought pizza and beer with them, I`d gladly let them in to spend an afternoon chatting about religion.
  2. Don`t half a$$ anything. F*ck it up all the way.
  3. Lord, if I can`t be skinny, make my friends look fat.
  4. My advice for pretty much anything that`s broken is "did you try and jiggle it?".
  5. Gonna start a new job tomorow at a archaelogical site, I know I`m gonna dig it.
  6. It`s finally here! .. That time of year when my seasonal depression turns into just regular depression.
  7. My walk of shame is when I have to take all the the empty Taco Bell bags out of my car and bring them to the garbage can.
  8. You can´t trust dogs to watch your food.
  9. Bowling is my favorite sport because you don`t have to run and there`s beer five feet away.
  10. Example of the difference between `You`re`and `Your`: 1. "You`re nuts" = "You are nuts" 2. "Your nuts" = "What about my nuts?"
  11. I am so clever sometimes I don`t even understand what I`m saying.
  12. I am going to open "The Karma Cafe" There will be no menus though. You will get what you deserve!
  13. Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every dummy can read, but look at you go...... *high 5*
  14. You ever want to just grab someone and say, WTF is wrong with you?




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