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1. liquor stores should sell Shamwows.. I bet they would conquer any challenge alcohol can conjure up. spills.. puke.. all kinds of messes.
   
2. Ya Know, if I was Jessie`s Girl. I would of dumped Jessie for Rick Springfield!!
   
3. It`s only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
   
4. Statistics show that 3 out of 5 people.. aren`t the other 2.
   
5. The key to any successful marriage is separate TVs.
   
6. Maybe Mondays are not that bad. Maybe its your job that sucks balls.
   
7. One day we the women will rap the men lets see how they like it!
   
8. If you win a years supply of calendars, you would only win 1 calendar.
   
9. Either my cat is speaking English or that was not a vitamin I took....
   
10. Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat sh!t crazy to make a point.
    
11. Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
    
12. One man’s potato is another man’s vodka.
    
13. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they´re going to be when you kill them.
    
14. This ad says: "3 out of 5 smokers die" Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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