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1. "I`d hit that" -old people who drive
   
2. My Christmas tree smells like pine, and is hanging from the shift lever in my car.
   
3. There’s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
   
4. It isn`t a successful BBQ until an intoxicated idiot runs face first into a sliding glass door. I`m fine by the way.
   
5. I wish I could just “like” a text so I don’t have to respond.
   
6. I`m not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.
   
7. If you`re happy and you know it, thank your ex.
   
8. I can`t remember if I have any repressed memories.
   
9. My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.
   
10. I Got so Drunk Last Night ,.I Walked Across the Dance Floor to Get Another Drink, and I Won the DANCE COMPETITION...!!
    
11. If only mosquitoes sucked fat, instead of blood.
    
12. You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.
    
13. Hibernation should be a human thing too.
    
14. I hate fake people...especially the ones at the mall advertising clothes in front of the stores
    
    
    
    
    
    

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