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1. Screw it, I’m starting Friday now.
   
2. You never know a person until you walk in their shoes, or until you check their browser history.
   
3. Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
   
4. Remember when there was more important crap to do besides Facebook all day? Me neither.
   
5. Relax, you’re not paranoid at all. Everyone is talking about you.
   
6. If an officer asks “do you know why I pulled you over?” “Because it’s the only way to get girls to talk to you” is a bad answer, apparently
   
7. I don`t really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there.
   
8. Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, if that doesn`t accurately describe my life I don`t know what does
   
9. My view on chocolate: God’s way of saying, “No hard feelings,” to those of us who aren’t getting any.
   
10. The well behaved rarely make history.
    
11. I don`t run away from my problems. That`s immature. I ignore them.
    
12. REMEMBER: If you start to hear banjos, get the hell outta there!
    
13. I need something that`s more than coffee but less than cocaine.
    
14. There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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