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1. I’m cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass.
   
2. Feeling bored? Go to a clothing store and put "one size fits all" stickers on the bras.
   
3. My life`s paradox: I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
   
4. Maybe Oscar wouldn`t have been so grouchy if the people on Sesame Street cared about the fact that he`s homeless
   
5. That moment when you’re talking to yourself and you smile like an idiot, because you’re just so hilarious.
   
6. Don`t be embarrassed by who you are. Unless you`re stupid. Then you`re pretty much screwed.
   
7. If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I`d totally be expecting some change back.
   
8. This might be my ego talking, but I feel my weight-loss spambot followers care about me. They really, really, do.
   
9. Use Angie`s List if you want a plumber to come over. Use Craigslist if you want that plumber to come over with no pants.
   
10. It`s funny how this guy grating cheese over my pasta thinks I`m going to say stop.
    
11. Like if you really googled to see if that kid really died from masturbating
    
12. The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling.
    
13. I’m not saying I’m psychic, but I’m positive I will have no interest in what you’re about to say.
    
14. Only 3 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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