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1. My level of sarcasm is to the point where I don`t even know if I`m kidding or not.
   
2. + if you wish you could record your dreams.
   
3. I purposely bought the same grill my neighbor has, so every time it needs to be cleaned, I just switch them at night.
   
4. My medical ID bracelet says "just let it happen"
   
5. A man walks into a bar & orders a beer. He drinks it, looks in his pocket & orders another. This happens 7 more times. Bartender asks, "What`s in your pocket?" Man says, "I have a photo of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I`ll go home."
   
6. I don`t have ADD. It`s just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
   
7. Cheers, to judging people who spell words wrong in their statuses.
   
8. I wish I could just cut out the middleman and have the light honk when it turns green.
   
9. If "The Breakfast Club" was made today, it would be a silent film about five kids staring at their phone
   
10. Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
    
11. Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich!
    
12. How about a cooking show called "Cookin crap in the Microwave".
    
13. Full disclosure: All my statuses with less than 3 likes were made by my intern.
    
14. If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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