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1. I cant believe I saw a woman wearing slippers in church today! I almost dropped my beer.
   
2. Remember when double entry was an accounting term?
   
3. this one time I was in a bush, and this squirrel was like hey, and I was like hey you can`t talk to me your a squirrel and he was like yea I know lmao
   
4. The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller.
   
5. Look, if your cart is in the middle of the aisle and I need to get by, then yes, this is bumper cars.
   
6. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
   
7. My Ex-Wife: Our relationship is like being in prison! ME: I don’t think so. People have sex in prison.
   
8. There was a glorious time, before social media, when you would just lose touch with people.
   
9. I think instead of doing laundry I`m just going to buy a second hamper...
   
10. "It gotten SOOO cold in D.C., politicians have their hands in their OWN pockets!"
    
11. Apparently, walking up behind a hot guy in the produce aisle with celery in my hand and whispering "I`m stalking you" was much funnier in my head.
    
12. If you ever think someone’s too cute to talk to just remember that they poop too.
    
13. A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn`t eat.
    
14. Feeling a little sassy today...But then again, that`s everyday
    
    
    
    
    
    

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