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1. I just burned 1200 calories ... I forgot the pizza in the oven again.
   
2. I am a completely different person when I`m not under female supervision.
   
3. I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend.
   
4. A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, "Do you know what tomorrow is?" and watch the panic set in.
   
5. Care less and you’ll stress less.
   
6. I`d say 20% of my day is spent trying to convince the dog we`re not about to be murdered by the UPS guy, mailman, squirrels, or the ice dispenser..
   
7. Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
   
8. Today`s interpretive dance was brought to you by "Spider On My Shirt". Up next we have "Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"
   
9. My fridge is so full of beer ... I`m going to have to drink my way back to the food or starve.
   
10. When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid.
    
11. Whenever you hear the phrase "Oh no he didn`t" you can rest assured that he did.
    
12. People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I`m not expecting them to be practical
    
13. You`re always ahead of schedule when it comes to disappointing me.
    
14. Monday?! But, I wasnt even finished with Saturday yet.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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