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1. There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life`s face to find she has deflated in the night.
   
2. Why didn`t you tell me that I wasn`t going to like you
   
3. Ideal roommate: Someone not smart enough to know they are paying 80% of the rent.
   
4. The best things in life are free, but they still screw you on shipping.
   
5. Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet.
   
6. My new bumper sticker ... "Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
   
7. My number one rule to live by is: Don’t die.
   
8. Police officer: Ma`am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I`m just as confused as you are.
   
9. I hate it when I get too drunk and just kidding I never hate getting drunk!
   
10. More people should be at a loss for words.
    
11. My favorite thing around the holidays is being put into a group message with 200 people reply "Who`s This"
    
12. you know you have a kid personality when you think step brothers is the greatest movie ever.
    
13. I may be evil, crazy, insane and f*cking naughty but I do have some good traits, I just don`t dwell on them.
    
14. My doctor told me to eat more bacon cheeseburgers. Well, what he technically said was to eat "less pizza", but I`m pretty sure I know what he meant.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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