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1. How do they put the "do not walk on the grass" signs up?
   
2. Accidentally bought a bag of raw almonds. Turns out I don`t like almonds, I like salt.
   
3. Apparently sleeping your way to the top doesn`t mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room.
   
4. Somebody has to be awesome…might as well be me.
   
5. If you`re going to be stupid, don`t do it on Facebook.
   
6. Lol at birds that walk places.
   
7. I’m pretty sure putting time limits on when breakfast is served is unconstitutional.
   
8. I`m "got my sexual education from a 2 Live Crew cassette tape" years old.
   
9. After the doctor left the exam room from my prostate exam. The nurse came in with three words I didn`t want to hear. "Who was that?"
   
10. People are way less judgmental when you say you had an "avocado salad" instead of saying you ate a bowl of guacamole.
    
11. You know the best side effect of losing weight? Supersonic hearing. I can hear the crinkle of a candy wrapper or bag of chips through walls.
    
12. I noticed tonight that I was the hottest cashier at the self checkout line.
    
13. This may be the wine talking but help he’s drinking me, he’s drinking me.
    
14. I`d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: "Those ba$tards are hiding something delicious in there I know it."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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