Wednesday May 29, 2024

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  1. I wish I had a dollar for every time I didn`t have a dollar.
  2. Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?
  3. The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed.
  4. I like pressing F5. It`s so refreshing.
  5. My favorite part of Summer is the booze. Coincidentally, that`s my favorite part of the other 3 seasons, too.
  6. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
  7. Ladies, don`t say that men never listen... We can tell you every word of what was said during an NFL pregame or in-game broadcast.
  8. Smile, it´s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  9. If at first you don`t succeed then maybe you just suck.
  10. a walk in the woods helps me to relax and release tension the fact that I`m dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.
  11. If it wasn`t for pizza delivery, you wouldn`t see me shoveling a walkway.
  12. Don`t let anyone tell you what you can`t accomplish. That`s what self-doubt is for.
  13. Is it weird that I`m 43 years old and have a secret handshake with 3 adults.....and my dog?
  14. I’m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data